Last time my Gwyneth looks this sh-tty she was pregnant…just saying.

Love that she’ll go to Orso without a trace of makeup. But don’t love her Chef’s Costume (???) and those pants are cutting her off at the wrong place.

As for the hair – you all hate the hair. I know. But I like the hair. I like it because mine looks like that. In fact, it’s one thing I like right now, as I’m toting around 12 extra pounds of not smoking around my ass and my back. But I digress. The point is, I’m down with Gwynnie’s hair. Might be dry and scraggly but at least it’s not Jessica Simpson. Funny how she’s become the down dirty benchmark, non?