The gay vote is unanimous. Every ‘mo I know loved Hairspray. And many, many girls too. So if you’re into musicals, be assured Hairspray is not the colossal bore that Dreamgirls was.

Scientologists are invincible, non?

Still, his success also means Michelle Pfeiffer’s triumphant comeback. Here’s Revolting with Michelle at the premiere the other night. And check out the ageless Michelle arriving at The Today Show yesterday – one of the best examples ever of work done well.

By contrast – Nicole Kidman with her employee at a football game in Sydney yesterday. Between Michelle’s 49 and Nicole Kidman’s 40, there really is no contest. Granny Freeze needs a new surgeon.