Halle Berry attended the LA premiere of Things We Lost in the Fire last night with her baby father in tow flaunting their ridiculous beauty and perfection…and also taunting my Celebrity Baby Theory?

The universe can only handle so much gorgessity concentrated in one famous family. As such:

Hot + hot = Ugly…though I suspect Halle’s just might come out an exception.

Her boots however are unforgivable. From this angle they look cheap. Cheap like small town hick housewife trying to dress up for downtown at Payless. Not acceptable for Halle.