When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace.

Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory defying child, not a flaw, not ONE, between them physically and then you realise it’s lies what they say when they say we are all equal and beautiful!

Who is equally beautiful to them???

Here they are at LAX yesterday with baby Nahla. Help me think of another couple to go up against them in the KY Hot Couple-off. And don’t be a Twi-Hard and say Kristen & Robert. Dumbest thing I ever heard.


Photos from VT/SJ/Splashnewsonline.com and RADCLIFFE/Bauergriffinonline.com