Bonus: Halle Berry wears your dress. In this case, according to the press release, it’s Catherine Malandrino.

Downside: If I saw this at the store, and it was a “confident” day, as opposed to a “bloaty” one, I might have tried it on. Now that I’ve seen it on Halle Berry though? Never. No f-cking way. Because that’s the mental image I’ll be carrying. I now know exactly how this dress is SUPPPOSED to be worn. And how can I do it justice?