Never, ever, ever thought I’d say this…

But Halle Berry needs a makeover.

This dress. It reminds me of those pieces they sell from fitness clothing stores where they try to convince you that you can wear something to yoga and then unwrap or wrap it around your body 8 times and ta-da! It becomes a dinner outfit. No thank you.

And then there’s the hair. Long bangs in front of a floppy bun is never, never, ever OK.
Halle’s gone through a major life change. She’s single. She’s ready for NEW. I’m ready for her too.