Blame the police

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 08:36:00 August 25, 2008 08:36:00

Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps.

In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week that nothing actually happened. That the police decided to use her mom’s facial bruises as a platform to seek the spotlight…because the police actually dialed 911 themselves???

"It was blown way out of proportion by a sheriff who wanted his 15 minutes of fame. My family is wonderful – they are so very happy. So…we're all great."

Is that the same sheriff who infamously declared that Hollywood is now a safer place because Ebola Hilton is behaving and Lindsay Lohan’s “gone gay”.

If so, that dude will not take kindly to little Hayden’s big accusation.

But this is what child stars are taught: maintain fame at all costs, always present a pleasant front, and deny, deny, deny.

This is Hayden on Saturday, in Beverly Hills for some kind of Donald Trump Dubai hotel announcement, making sure to make nice with a billionaire who likely cut her (and her family) a big cheque for showing up.

What’s a little domestic abuse in the face of so many millions?

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