I don’t turn on the arrivals show until an hour before. Because, as you know, the people who arrive early…

Which is why I didn’t hear Hayden Panettiere on E! talking about wearing Tom Ford. Actually, she admitted to begging for some Tom Ford:

"It's the first time I've ever worn him ... because I've been begging ever since..."

This is bad enough, right? It’s bad enough that she begged. And that what she got, on her, looks like Tom Ford’s discards – a dress his people put together with the leftovers from styling people like Julianne Moore and Gwyneth Paltrow.

But you know what’s worse?

“Tom Ford's PR team would only confirm to USA TODAY that they dressed (Naomi) Watts.”