How not to be 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2009 06:29:51 August 10, 2009 06:29:51

Hayden Panettiere dressing like a former beauty queen now divorced mother of 2 trying to hitch her next ride.

It’s the Teen Choice Awards. They replaced the red carpet with astroturf. The prize is a surfboard. Would you say, for a 19 year old girl, this is the best costume for the day?

Sure. For a girl who desperately wants to be 30, and date 30 too.

Lolita thinks her age is an obstacle. Lolita rolls with the older man. Lolita doesn’t want the older man to remember she’s not yet 20. Which is why Lolita’s closet resembles a Desperate Housewife. Can’t you see Eva Longoria wearing this? And Teri Hatcher too?

But Kristen Stewart would never.

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