Hayden Panettiere showed up at the Emmys last night and I was like…oh look, there’s Charo. Except Charo is so much more entertaining.

Here’s the old Lolita in red, and matron hair, and representing a show that nobody watches anymore and just off a movie that no one cared about but she will play the lead in the film adaptation for Naomi & Ely’s No Kiss List .....

…the f-ck???

Hayden P is not Naomi.

She is nowhere near as cool as Naomi.

The Hollywood raping of yet another book. F-ckers.

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