After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward.

Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features that don’t look like they should belong together and yet when put together become exquisite as a whole.

Apparently she resisted Heath’s advances for a while but has now finally succumbed to his deep voice, smelly socks, and alarmingly receding hairline. According to Australian gossips, the two returned home for the holidays where Heath met her family and where he introduced her to his family as his girlfriend.

Poor young thing. Heath’s the kind of man who can suck away your good years.
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