I"m telling you. Heather Locklear might be BLAB (B list at Best) but Denise Richards is scraping D - on a good day. And in the battle of public opinion, that bitch doesn"t stand a chance. Here"s Heather at the Michael Douglas golf tournament this weekend, chumming it up with Zeta"s grizzly geriatric. Say what you will about Mike but it"s undeniable his clout in Hollywood. And given that she"s been a regular at his events for years, there"s no doubt where his loyalty will lie when it comes to taking sides. No wonder Denise is supposedly losing her sh*t over the fact that People Magazine has remained decidely neutral on her divorce and even a tad pro-Heather in their coverage. Oh…and as I reported exclusively on eTalk tonight, Heather and Martin Sheen were seen conversing intensely and privately for several minutes at one point during the tourney, adding fuel to those reports that she will align with Charlie for an all out dirty smackdown against Denise. Finally, one last observation. I couldn"t find any Catherine pics. And she"s been there every year. Maybe she"s busy, maybe the kids needed her, maybe it"s nothing…but my smutty sense is tingling. Will dig and keep you posted. Promise.