If you’re Heidi Klum, after squeezing 15 children out of that tiny body, and having it bounce back so enviously quickly, would you dress like half of Mary Poppins?

This is what she wore during arrivals. She changed more times than she’s had babies but still… the dress she chose when she’d be most photographed was an Armani. And Armani is seriously losing it.

The beading, that cape, it was sooo… old. And again… Mary Poppins.

Major disappointment. And the opening de-robe didn’t help either. She’d have done better to stay in that tuxedo.

Photos from WENN and Splash