Heidi Klum Gossip

Madonna fronts the new Versace Spring/Summer 2015 campaign. She’s had a good relationship with the brand for a while now. Looks good, right? I mean I don’t know how “realistic” it is but since when did we expect realism from fashion ads anyway? Of the collaboration, Madonna said: "It's always exciting to be dressed head to toe in Versace and experience first-hand Donatella's vivid imagination and passion that she has created for this collection. Full Story

Oh I love this blue fold and how high it comes up on her neck. I love everything about this look, including the zipper at the thigh and especially her hair, tied back tied like that to show off all that beautiful skin and the nude lip.    Full Story

I love Preen a lot but I have some sizing issues with it. Could just be my body? Thing is I’ve heard this from several retailers. And I know of one in particular that stopped carrying the line because of it. Preen’s tailored dresses are especially weirdly cut around curves and bulge unflatteringly around the midsection and ass if you’re not long and lean. Full Story

I think I would have a lot more love for this leather jacket if it wasn’t for the eyesore that’s that red leather bag. It really is a great jacket – a good fit, cut well in the back, and I like the zippers up the sleeves. God it’s like that bag is puking all over it.  Full Story

Etalk has sent me on two or three baking shoots. And each time I’ve had to ice a cake. You’re supposed to hold the icing bag and delicately pulse it around in the shape of shells or rosebuds. I suck at it. My sh-t ends up looking like whatever it is growing on Heidi Klum’s dress which, at first, I thought was clumpy cake icing but as the night wore on and as more photos emerged, became something even more terrifying. Full Story

Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here Full Story

There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. Full Story

Why does Heidi Klum go to the Oscars? Don’t understand why she’s invited year after year. Nothing against her but there’s just no sense to it. None. And didn’t she wear almost the same thing last time? It was red, and kinda origami-ish, and if not for the hair, could you tell it apart? Not really. Full Story

From the mouth! Heidi is launching Top Model in Germany and has been criticised by local fashion queens, among them some dude called Wolfgang Joop, who said she was “fat” and also Karl Lagerfeld who has delivered a dressing down the only way he can. (Heidi Klum) is more bling bling and glamorous than current fashion. Full Story

It’s Hayden Panettiere at the Madonna concert last night with red lips, heels, all black and a plunging neckline. She’s 18! At a concert! Heidi Klum wore jeans, Kate Moss was casual, so was Lucy Liu, especially Isla Fisher…but Hayden had to be Hayden. Like a 40 years old. Only time she dresses her age is when other people do it for her on her tv show. Full Story

If you’re Heidi Klum, after squeezing 15 children out of that tiny body, and having it bounce back so enviously quickly, would you dress like half of Mary Poppins? This is what she wore during arrivals. She changed more times than she’s had babies but still… the dress she chose when she’d be most photographed was an Armani. Full Story