TV Updates Heidi and Sofia coordinate I guess I haven’t been doing my job because I had no idea that Sofia Vergara has been on America’s Got Talent for the last few years. I also must have skipped over that detail recently when she was making headlines for her divorce from Joe Manganiello. Since By Lainey • Aug 30, 2023 11:00 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s Grammy surprise What’s the surprise? The surprise is that she isn’t wearing something hideous. Because she almost always wears the most heinous sh-t at award shows. It’s hard to f-ck this one up though, even for Heidi Klum. This is basically a sequined t-shirt. It’s nothing special but By Lainey • Feb 13, 2017 03:24 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s cheap yellow Cannes Let’s go back to what Karl Lagerfeld once said about Heidi Klum: “She was never in Paris. We don’t know her.” Which means she was never runway, never couture. And, well, by “supermodel” standards, he’s right. Because what the f-ck is this dress? By Lainey • May 20, 2016 12:27 pm
Assy Style Madonna for Versace but Heidi first Madonna fronts the new Versace Spring/Summer 2015 campaign. She’s had a good relationship with the brand for a while now. Looks good, right? I mean I don’t know how “realistic” it is but since when did we expect realism from fashion ads anyway? Of the collaboration, Madonna By Lainey • Dec 04, 2014 01:19 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s blue fringe Emmys It’s always so f-cking tacky with Heidi Klum on a red carpet. Look at this sh-t with the twirling the fringe. The only person who should be wearing these colours is Cookie Monster. By Lainey • Aug 18, 2014 10:52 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s horrible black and leopard dress How is this someone who gets to decide on fashion designers? In deciding to put this dress on and leave the house, she’s pretty much declaring that she knows nothing. NOTHING. By Lainey • Apr 23, 2014 01:55 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum is worst dressed at the PCAs You know who else I can’t take seriously? Heidi Klum as a model. Because she has the sh-ttest ass taste on the red carpet. What the f-ck is this business? And yet… imagine this dress on Cate Blanchett? Maybe not so hideous. Somehow Heidi cheapens clothes. I don’t By Lainey • Jan 09, 2014 10:53 am
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Running & Chafing Hi Hayley, I have a rather awkward question. I've been running for a few months now, and always in three quarter length pants. Now that it's heating up outside, I have switched to shorts - a running pair I bought specifically from a specialised shop - By Hayley • Jun 18, 2013 12:00 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s worst dress This is what happens when you were never in Paris and Karl doesn’t know you. Karl is a f-cking bitch, obviously, but he’s not wrong. Look at this sh-t. And she’s a model and fashion expert? By what qualification? She’s probably the only “model” who’d By Lainey • Mar 21, 2013 09:25 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s mullet shirt and leather pants As a model she’s supposed to understand clothing, right? And the host of Project Runway too? God Heidi Klum has some sh-t taste. It’s normally slightly better off the red carpet than on it but look here – what is this shirt? Also, check this. See? By Lainey • Mar 15, 2013 08:48 am
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi’s slits and slashes Emily Blunt looked great in a slashed dress the other night – click here to see. Here’s how not to do it by Heidi Klum. Super tacky. It’s that much worse when a so-called supermodel has bad taste, non? By Lainey • Jan 10, 2013 09:07 am
LifestyleArticle Smutty Fitness: Push-ups Hi Hayley, I want to be able to do pushups! My goal is to be able to do 10 with proper form. Pushing up is not easy but doable, my problem is that when I lower down I quickly break form through the middle and can either flop down belly By Hayley • Nov 16, 2012 02:47 pm
LifestyleArticle Carpets & Candids: Heidi Klum was never runway Victoria’s Secret runway is not really runway. That’s what Karl Lagerfeld keeps holding against her. And... I mean, he’s a bitch, obviously, but ... you know... he’s not, um, entirely wrong either. And she kinda keeps proving it. Heidi Klum is sh-t on a red carpet. Almost By Lainey • Nov 12, 2012 09:49 am
Break Ups Heidi & the bodyguard Well now this is how they should all behave when they divorce -- with bitterness and barbs over a bodyguard, all caught on camera. Heidi Klum was papped on holiday with her children in Sardinia. In the photos, she and her bodyguard have their arms around each other. There’s By Lainey • Sep 04, 2012 10:03 am
Break Ups The end of Heidi & Seal TMZ broke the story first. That Heidi Klum will file for divorce. The couple then announced their separation yesterday with an official statement released to PEOPLE.com that they’re ending it because they’ve “grown apart”. TMZ then followed up with a report that their split has nothing to By Lainey • Jan 23, 2012 11:22 am
Golden Globes 2012 GG Most Surprising (in a good way): Heidi Klum I very rarely enjoy Heidi Klum on a red carpet. There’s usually too much going on. Tiers, feathers, straps, chains, too much going on. Which is why last night was such a refreshing surprise. It was a neutral dress in colour and shape. And then a splash of interesting By Lainey • Jan 16, 2012 08:54 am
