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There are no words for how f&cking funny this is.

You’ve probably seen the photos that came out last week but the video – the video is all time. So much so that even though Heidi and Spencer are usually banned from this site, this is just too good not to post.

He is shooting her video. Himself. On the beach. With a hand held mini stereo!!!

How ghetto is that???

You will lose your sh-t. Promise.

Click here for the clip.

PS. Spencer and Paris Hilton: the perfect couple. Someone please…make it happen. Fight one deadly virus with another deadly virus. If we’re lucky, they’ll wipe each other out.