Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 25, 2010 05:15:05 January 25, 2010 05:15:05

Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A cut above the ones coming now...

Like Anna Kendrick who did not get it right at the Golden Globes and, while slightly improved at the SAGs, greatly disappointed once again. That’s a prom dress from the mall. And the flat side part swept up hair, that’s a wedding portrait. With matching bridesmaids. All that’s missing is a bouquet. See? Where’s the imagination? Where’s the risk? Where’s the edge, Carey Mulligan???

Because it was there just a few weeks ago...

And now her style momentum is disappearing at the same rate as her Oscar momentum, following up her saggy tits at the Globes with this matronly red on Saturday night – too heavy, too granny, too conservative. Like she’s trying to be someone else. Carey has lost her way.

Photos from Wenn.com and AXELLE/BAUERGRIFFIN.COM

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