I get emails all the time about Henry Cavill arguing his case on the Freebie 5. Based on his hotness in The Tudors? Worthy of consideration, sure.

But the way he looked at the Grand Prix Horse Show this weekend?

It’s grounds for dismissal. It’s a major, major setback.

Ew. EW!

If you need a palate cleaning, I suggest watching Henry’s Dunhill spot below. But here’s what really comes between me and the quiver re: Henry’s hotness. If you are a fan of his, I urge you not to read this. Could scar you forever…

Don’t you think, from some angles, that he’s just a taller, thinner Levi Johnston? Forgive me.

And THAT is why he’s not on the Freebie 5.

Photos from Wenn.com