Every gossip’s perfect day – two bitches throwing down, pulling hair, super low classy… nothing could make me happier. I remember the first time I saw my mother open hand slap a woman across the mahjong table. It was like she gave birth to me all over again. That story another day. It’s a good one but it’s long. And you’re here for the straight smut.

So Hilary Duff has just been confirmed as the title character in a new Bonnie & Clyde. When Faye Dunaway, the original Bonnie, heard about Hilary taking over, her response:

'Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?''

Amazing, right?

Faye Dunaway, as we all know, is f-ckin’ crazy. Like Sharon Stone in 15 years…

The point? You better have some Squawking Chicken in your blood if you’re taking on that loopy old bat.

Surprisingly Hilary Duff is showing some promise.


Hilary Duff.

Sugar pie Hilary Duff.

Believe it!

In an interview with E! Hilary was asked about Faye’s comments. Instead of deferring to the Oscar winning industry veteran and politely sidestepping the issue to show some respect, Hilary – bless her – decided to fight from the gutter, shaking off the Disney, dramatically announcing to us all that there is a new young bitch in town, oh la.

"I think that my fans that are going to go see the movie don't even know who (Faye) is, so you know…. I think it was a little unnecessary but I might be mad if I looked like that now too."

One hit, two hits…

Below the breast hits!

Do you love it, or do you LOVE it?

First she called her OLD. Then she called her UGLY. The only thing worse is old, ugly, and FAT. But like any great scrapper, and my mother can attest to this because she’s one of the best, you always save some for later.

FAT is coming. But FAT is in the bank.

The video is below. And it’s even better. Young Hilary has learned the art of stabbing someone sheepishly, almost as though she feels badly for what she’s saying but is compelled to say it because it’s just so true.

I never knew she had this in her. Am impressed! Then again, rumour has it is her mother is a world class c-bomb. Next move to Faye.

Hilary Duff hates on Faye Dunaway

File photos from Wenn.com