Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee is next year and she plans to spend it at home, visiting her people across the kingdom, sending out her royals in her stead to represent her in the lands of the commonwealth. (I wanted that to sound like it came off a scroll. Did it?)

Prince Charles is off to Canada, Papua New Guinea, Australia, and New Zealand. The Cambridges William and Catherine are heading to Asia. And Hot Harry?


Hot Harry is going island-hopping.

Jamaica, Belize, and the Bahamas.

Um, he must be so disappointed.


Hot Harry honouring his grandmother in board-shorts and a beer on the beach? How do I get on this press tour???

Here’s Hot Harry making the rounds at the bars last night in London, picking up from where he left off in America while his brother was busy rescuing stranded Russian sailors. Our lovable mess of a scamp.