Megan Fox. They’re trying to make her out to be the next Angelina Jolie.


To me they all look the same - Clooney’s exes Krista Allen and Lisa Snowden, Megan Fox…I call them Blender Girls. Can’t tell them apart.

But everyone saw her in Transformers, she has a crazy body, only 21, and currently shooting How to Lose Friends with Simon Pegg. I could give a sh-t but Megan’s star is on the rise. And she also happens to be engaged to Brian Austin Green. Of course we know him better by his real name… David Silver from 90210. Brian is 34, his career is…to put it kindly… sucking ass.

So it was all good a year ago when Megan was just another sexy looking tart groping Brian at an outdoor café – remember this? – but now that she’s making a big push, how much longer will this last? Here they are in Hollywood yesterday.

Look at this girl. This girl is hungry. You can smell the hunger from a mile away. She wants it badly. And it’s only a matter of time. I’m thinking maybe Ryan Phillippe? No doubt Megan will move on. She needs to move on. Trust.