When: April 2007
Where: Outside his flat in London
Who: Hugh Grant
What: He attacks a photographer
How: With beans!!!
A tupperware full of beans!!!
Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And many, many of you agree…thank you for your submissions! I love them, I read them all, please continue!
What made the incident even more hilarious – aside from the photos which are works of art in and of themselves – is what he allegedly shouted at the pap while launching his bean arsenal:
“Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire! Leave me alone!” And then he told the man that he hoped his girlfriend and children die of “f&cking cancer”.
The “Do you know who I am” line (or variations of it) has to be my favourite. As I wrote at the time:
Seriously gossips, is there ever…EVER…any justification for asking someone: “Do you know who I am?”
PS. Hugh was not charged and has denied uttering the quote above. Does your smutty sense believe him?