I was thinking yesterday about Celebrity Halloween. Halloween has been taken over by Celebrity, don’t you think? Celebrities are our costumes. And the costumes worn by celebrities are the news. Is there a hierarchy then for Celebrity Halloween? Let’s say Tori Spelling and KFed Jr show up with all their kids at the same time that Brange shows up + 6. Would you be tempted, a little, to give a bigger handful to Miss Zahara? You wouldn’t, of course. Of course you wouldn’t because the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. They are innocent. But that doesn’t mean you can’t think it. Thinking isn’t a sin.

Trick-or-treat it’s Hugh Jackman. Only the nicest celebrity of all the celebrities. Hugh Jackman deserves all the candies.