Michael Fassbender was with David Cronenberg yesterday at the Berlin premiere of A Dangerous Method. I mean...he looks fine in a suit. But I really prefer him in a leather jacket, the way he is here, last week in London at the Hackney Picturehouse. Has he showered? I’m actually not sure. Does he smell of cigarettes and his musty sheets? Probably. Is he hung over? That’s possible. It’s a little gross, totally. But some men, that’s part of the sex appeal. Like, if you ever found yourself alone with Fassy in an elevator, would you want him in a suit, or have you always imagined him in a leather jacket?