OK, she didn’t actually name Nicole Kidman, but in a new interview with Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker says those who fight aging relentlessly end up looking like lunatics:

“I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?”

She does have a point, non? Sometimes I look at Granny Freeze and I do wonder – are you f-cking crazy? It’s because her forehead is so stiff that her eyes bug when she tries to move it. Here’s Gran at the Rabbit Hole premiere in New York last night, pin thin and perfect in the face.

Having said that, where SJP is concerned, maybe her flower wouldn’t be wilting so rapidly if she’d nourish it with some food once in a while. That is not a “naturally” slender frame. And there are probably a lot of other unnaturals that contribute to it as well. Look at her waist on the cover in that green dress. That seems uncomfortable to me.

Also, SJP is always good for an eyeroll, at least once every article:

“[Meeting my twins for the first time] is hard to describe. Everything is suspended. I can’t even tell you what other sounds were in the room. I loved them immediately, but everything—their size, the shape of their heads, the color of their hair, their noses, their eyes—was new to me. They looked surprisingly different from James Wilkie, which I wasn’t expecting.”

Maybe it’s just me. You’ll probably tell me it’s because I’m not a mother. But why does it have to be the full on JAMES WILKIE every time?

This doesn’t bother you like it bothers me, does it?

If I walked around calling Marcus by his proper kennel name “Briarlane’s Smooth Operator” (hilarious, right?) would that be alright with you?

Briarlane’s Smooth Operator loves Tofino. He spends most of the day looking out the window yelling at people and other dogs. Later on I will go for a run on the beach with Briarlane’s Smooth Operator but only if they remove the Extreme High Tides sign. Otherwise it will be very scary.

To read more of SJP in Elle, click here.

Photos from Wenn.com