Idris we were expecting. It was always going to be good. We just didn’t know how good. And it was more than good, it was delicious. Idris Elba in Tom Ford. Tails. For the first time. WHY DID IT TAKE OVER 40 YEARS FOR SOMEONE TO PUT IDRIS ELBA IN TAILS???

Shut the f-ck up, Lainey. Why you complaining?

I’m sorry, I’ll stop.

And I’ll give you Colin Farrell too. Because while Idris’s excellence was predicted, Colin Farrell’s was not.  He surprised me last night. Like took my breath away, cheesily. He was there with his sister, by the way. And I’ve not seen a shot of his girlfriend yet. Will keep checking.