Dear Gossips,

Welcome to the LaineyGossip Golden Globes LiveBlog!

I LOVE the Golden Globes. I love cutaways at the Golden Globes. And I live for the commercial breaks at the Golden Globes. To see who they get up to talk to. And who they won’t talk to. And how they’re leaving behind their dates.

So...

Have you heard about Madonna presenting Best Foreign Language Film? The Jolie, her nemesis, is nominated in that category. Look, I don’t think she’d agree to it if there’s a chance the Jolie could actually win (smart money says it’ll go to Almodovar), but we can always dream. Besides, it means she actually has to say those words up on stage. With her fake English accent? ANGELINAHHH JOE-W-lee. All this on top of Ricky Gervais who has a LOT of targets tonight.

F-ck. I can’t wait.

It’s a big show. Duana, Sarah, and I are liveblogging starting at 7:30pm ET. Sasha’s busy in studio but she might pop in and out.

So happy you could join us. Oh hi Award Season, it’s been a year, and I miss you so much.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. There is one name some of you are looking forward to who will be a no-show. I’ll let you know right off the top of the liveblog.