Dear Gossips,

I’ve had this weird feeling for a few weeks now. Like... major gossip dread. And it gets worse on Fridays when celebrities typically try to bury their sh-t at 5pm after most outlets have wrapped for the weekend. “Major” means a couple that’s worth putting your glass of wine down for to come back to work and pound out a fresh article, calling everyone on your contact list for more information. I haven’t been able to shake it.

Am heading back to LA this weekend for a couple of junkets. The flight is tricky as I depart Vancouver at 7am. As such, most of what you’ll read today, at least the first batch of articles, was pre-written on Thursday night/early Friday morning. There are enough posts that you should not experience an interruption to the regular schedule. I’ll resume as soon as I land.

Gotye is the musical guest this weekend on Saturday Night Live. I know Somebody That I Used To Know has been remixed a million times. But right now my jam is the P Reign version.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,