Intro for April 9, 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 13:21:05 April 9, 2012 13:21:05

Dear Gossips,

ΓÇ£Try to smile with your mouth closed.ΓÇ¥

Really. ItΓÇÖs the small details. When a manΓÇÖs family consists of daughter-wives, well, thatΓÇÖs why they all look like daughter-wives. And isnΓÇÖt that exactly the girl who would be bent over in the bowels of a boat by Theon Greyjoy?

Too mean? Please. You know what happens to the naive in Game Of Thrones, right? I feel like thatΓÇÖs the expectation they put on their viewers too: kindness will not (often) be rewarded.

It was a busy weekend in gossip, and IΓÇÖve some catching up to do from taking Friday off. A very full column is ahead. Please check back often. Blogging from Seattle today as weΓÇÖve been here all weekend in advance of the Radiohead show at Key Arena tonight. Clam chowder is the best breakfast ever.

Yours in gossip,


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