Dear Gossips,

We’re supposed to find out today about Tom Brady’s Deflategate suspension. As you know, he’s been appealing the 4 game suspension imposed by the NFL. It’s not just about the balls either. Like I wrote back in May, there’s the crime, and then there’s the cover-up.

Now that we’ve seen the photo of Chrissy O wearing all of Brady’s Super Bowl rings on a private plane with Brady and Ben Affleck…

Well a lot of people are now even more curious about what was on that destroyed cell phone.

Going forward, if you’re a dude in a relationship who’s friends with Ben Affleck, what does that conversation sound like when you make plans with him? Oh hey, I’m going to Vegas with Ben for a few days…

Yours in gossip,