Intro for August 27, 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2012 13:58:20 August 27, 2012 13:58:20

Dear Gossips,

I love the bold opportunism of some of those capitalising on Hot Harry’s Las Vegas situation to secure a headline of their own:

Prince Harry offered $10 million to do porn!

Like $10 million is a lot of money for him. And, obviously, as if. But still, Harry + Money + Porn gets blasted everywhere like it’s a legitimate possibility. I’m surprised Kanye West’s girlfriend’s family hasn’t found a way to associate themselves with Harry somehow.

As a result of what happened in Vegas, Harry will not be a present at the Paralympics as he had hoped. Word is he’s being advised to keep a low profile, no doubt a major personal disappointment as the prince is said to be rather devoted to the Paralympic message and particularly encouraging of those competitors who’ve been wounded in combat, being an army man himself. Harry’s high profile would be a great support to an event that often does not get the attention it deserves - of which he is well aware. You see all that can go wrong when you don’t keep your sh-t tight? How is it that he, of all people, couldn’t keep his sh-t tight?

Am dealing with an end of summer cold/flu. Will try to blog for the day but may have to cut out early and hide in bed. If that’s the case, I’ll make up for it tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,


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