Dear Gossips,
You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.
So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?
NO LEAKS.
Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.
But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.
Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!
More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
