Dear Gossips,

Taylor Swift is a mystery now. She’s been posting clues on Twitter: an elevator button to the 18th floor and a cat tucked away on a shelf at 5pm.

OMG WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???

What else could it mean?

She’s due to release her 5th album, for starters. But this is the way now. It’s like we don’t know we want to be teased until we’re being teased. You know what this means though, right?

Sex And The City-Girls: The Taylor Swift Years …

It’s about to begin.

She’s moved to New York. She’s entering her mid-20s. She’s hanging out with models and there hasn’t been a boyfriend in a long time (by her standards). Carrie Bradshaw and Hannah Horvath have merged. The result: Taylor Swift, 25. Coming to you Fall 2014.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey