Dear Gossips,

I mean...what else is there to talk about?

We could, I suppose, talk about another satisfyingly crazy episode of Scandal. How about how deliciously depraved these people are? A man died...and grief is basically an afterthought. Grief takes a backseat to scheming and strategy. When Leo's reaction to Sally's confession was all about "hey don't call the White House, I can clean up your messes", I felt the pleasure all the way to the back of my knees...I think. I don't know. I can't remember.

Because now?

There's nothing else.

There's no one else.

But Beyonce.

Only Beyonce. Can do. Beyonce.

I’ve been bingeing on Beyonce all through the night and morning. I’ll be bingeing on Beyonce all day. And all weekend. There are 17 videos! That’s 17 x 3.5 minutes of Beyonce porn – the hair, the wind in the hair, the hair, more of the hair, the face, all the faces, the clothes, the slow motion…

It’s Beyonce Christmas!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,