Dear Gossips,

Are you talking about Homeland? I thought about Homeland for an hour. And then I went back to Beyonce. It’s been an entire weekend and I still can’t keep my eyes off Beyonce’s “fatty”. Not going to lie – I’ve tried to do the “I woke up like this” move over and over again in front of the mirror and I’ll never get it right.

2013 began with Beyonce – the inauguration, the Super Bowl – and 2013 ends with Beyonce: it belongs to her.

You know how they say “they just don’t make them like that anymore”? Movie stars, yes. And movie star drama too. Joan Fontaine passed this weekend at 96. Joan Fontaine, who stayed mad at her sister, Olivia de Havilland, to the very end.

"I married first, won the Oscar before Olivia did, and if I die first, she'll undoubtedly be livid because I beat her to it."

And that’s how you keep a grudge.

Yours in gossip,