Thank you for your visits, your emails and tweets, and all the times you shouted at all us this year. It’s an honour to gossip with you. And on behalf of us who blog here at LaineyGossip, we can’t wait to do more of it in 2016. Especially since, for me personally, 2015 was such a bag of dicks. But it was foretold. I was born in the Year of the Ox. And, as my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken foresaw, the Ox was supposed to eat sh-t this year. (Click here for a refresher.) Indeed, the year was full of sh-t eating.
The gossip, however, was first class. Like, what a vintage year, right? If for no other reason than for this photo:
Ben Affleck flew his nanny to Vegas — while unsuspecting Jen stayed home with the kids https://t.co/kio6ewydmT pic.twitter.com/nVFcUGmyDz— New York Post (@nypost) August 11, 2015
I had to. I had to do it again one more time.
So, are we ready to tell 2015 to f-ck off?
To health, to joy, to friendship, to kindness, and to much, much, much more great gossip in 2016!
Please be safe. Please make good decisions tonight. Because there’s so much to look forward to, as we look back one more time.
Yours in gossip,