Dear Gossips,

Was it only last year that cameras caught Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez popcorn during the Super Bowl? That dick f-cked up her so badly she had to seek solace by dry-riding P Diddy.

Will Cammie be at the Super Bowl?

If so I hope she goes with Kobe. Kobe is single now. Kobe is how you tell A-Rod he was a waste of time.

Um, I am so excited about the Super Bowl I can’t actually stand it. Maybe because it was such a massive upset last time they met. Maybe because it was so close, they’re saying this could be the tightest point spread in 30 years. Maybe it’s because I really, really can’t wait for the Gisele cutaways during the game.

There’s something to look forward to every weekend in February. Why do people say it’s a sh-tty month?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey