Dear Gossips,

You know who was at the Grammys with hardly a mention? Courteney Cox. Maybe you didn’t recognise her. I wish she had chosen a better pair of shoes.

Anyway, that’s my not very subtle segue to Dragons. Courteney Cox was born in the Year of the Dragon. And it’s the Dragon’s turn today. According to my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, the Year of the Goat/Sheep won’t suck for the Dragon (which is why she hasn’t devoted a lot of energy to an extensive review; for her, she focuses on the signs and situations that require most concern; nobody needs to be prepared for good things to happen), although male Dragons will be luckier than females. If you’re looking for one, the best pet for a Dragon is a turtle. Chinese Astrology is random, I know.

The most vulnerable time for Dragons this year will be from the first week of October to the first week of November. Be careful driving and/or if you’re travelling.

Tomorrow: Rabbits

Saturday: Valentine’s Day.

Late last year, Sasha and I launched our first line of pyjamas. Thank you so much for your support during the holiday season! Since V-Day is ME Day, they’re currently 25% off until Sunday. Click here to see. And to celebrate Valentine’s Day, we are gifting two pairs of our pyjamas – the Keaton and the Kelly (see image attached) – to two readers. If you’d like to enter, please email [email protected] with “VALENTINE’s PJs” as the title. Two winners will be selected, one for each pair (valued at approximately $200 each). Standard contest terms apply. Emails received before midnight PT on Friday, February 13th, 2015 will be eligible. Winners will be contacted by the email used to enter. Good luck!

Yours in gossip,