Dear Gossips,

A tie at the Olympics!

Switzerland’s Dominique Gisin and Slovenia’s Tina Maze crossed the finish at exactly the same time. Tina Maze is a great name, non?

So…let’s talk about Olympic Tinder. Jamie Anderson called it “next level”. Stop. I can’t. Human beings in peak condition, pushed to the best of their physical abilities, and with the drive to go faster, longer, harder… all of them confined in a village with a hook-up app and all kinds of restless energy.

I want to live there. We all want to live there.

Here’s what someone did to my desk last night and what I walked in on this morning:

Basically I’m the office perv.

Yours in gossip,