Dear Gossips,

If you think the Best Actor Oscar race between Michael Keaton and Eddie Redmayne is too close to call, will this change your mind? Michael Keaton is a Rabbit.

During the Year of the Goat/Sheep, only 3 signs out of the 12 signs are on a luck run. The Rabbit is one of them. No major warnings then from the Chinese Squawking Chicken. Still, don’t get too comfortable, don’t coast, and don’t tempt fate. Like, just because you’re riding a streak it doesn’t mean you should fight every fight for the sake of winning it. Don’t sweat the small sh-t or turn petty drama into a big deal. Because that’s a waste of luck on things that don’t matter. Here’s an example ma gave me to pass along: let’s say you filed some paperwork, some documentation, and it gets f-cked up, a clerical error, whatever, and it’s a pain in the ass to fix it, like you might have to spend an hour on hold clarifying some details. You’re tempted to complain. You want to yell down the phone, fire off a scathing email, piss on someone for the inconvenience. Sure, you’ll probably get your way, Rabbit, because it’ll all go your way this year. But don’t. Because the Good Luck gods will not appreciate you spending their generosity on trivial matters. And if they see that that’s how you’re using your luck, they won’t be so eager to give you as much of it next time.

Anyway, I went to see Fifty Shades Of Grey last night. My thoughts on that and, conveniently, Charlie Hunnam is making an appearance today too.

Yours in gossip,