Dear Gossips,

Last year on Valentine’s Day, we enjoyed some Pitt Porn at the Berlinale, where Angelina Jolie was honoured for her work on In The Land Of Blood & Honey. And there was video. Click here for a refresher. This year, no Pitt Porn. But the Jolie does make an appearance. And a new discussion will dominate the mommy blog discussion boards about whether or not she’s a terrible parent. More on this later.

In other Valentine’s Day news, Jacek declared last night that Nicki Minaj is making a case for his Lifetime List. She really might be the best feedback-giver the show has ever seen. I am celebrating Valentine’s Day by starting a juice cleanse. Hayley and I are doing it together. It’s been 2 hours and already I want to give up.

Hunger (not love) is in the air!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey