Dear Gossips,

It’s now 10 days away, the Oscars. We had a fitting yesterday; I’m wearing black this year. And it’s tight. So I’m kind of dreading the chicken breast and steamed vegetable situation that will be taking over my life until 10pm February 26th.

But have you entered the Annual Contest yet??? 

Or have you been holding off because some races are simply too close to call? Even for the experts. Click here and check out this chart. It’s pretty even, like split down the middle for George Clooney and Jean Dujardin. A few years ago I thought it was tight between Sean Penn and Mickey Rourke. This... this looks like it’ll be a photo finish. 

Click here to make your predictions. I’m picking up the bag this week. It’ll be sitting in my apartment until you win it. And it will be very hard for me not to hate you as I stare at it, all gorgeous and supple, ready to be used. Will post a photo on Monday. Remember, there’s also a trip to LA at stake too. So think on those picks. You really want to be right this year. 

Oh, by the way, for those of you who missed it - Gwyneth Paltrow’s salad pimping post from yesterday? I added a video to it afterwards. OMG how much do you love that she’s SELLING SUPERMARKET LETTUCE??? 

Yours in gossip,