Intro for January 5, 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2012 14:16:19 January 5, 2012 14:16:19

Dear Gossips,

January 4th came and went. No announcement about BeyonceΓÇÖs Little Rider which is when I initially thought she and Jay would choreograph its arrival, so that all three of them could share their favourite #4 birthdays. Can she hang on to February 4? Given that sheΓÇÖs on lockdown, I wonder if thatΓÇÖs too far off, though I suppose Beyonce could probably deliver her baby and perform a week later at the Grammys, in heels, if she really wanted to.

For what itΓÇÖs worth, while other outlets were reporting that it was to be St LukeΓÇÖs Hospital just before New YearΓÇÖs Eve, IΓÇÖve always heard that Lenox Hill Hospital is where the Throne will crown. All that other business about tricking out an entire floor super deluxe styles is the same though.  

By request, a new health and fitness feature will be added to LifeStyle today! None of my clothes fit. And IΓÇÖm heading to LA for the weekend where people donΓÇÖt eat. ItΓÇÖs time to get militant. For award season. More on this later.

Still no denials from the Timberlakes about their engagement. Negotiating a magazine cover? Or just waiting for enough time to have passed after BritneyΓÇÖs? ItΓÇÖs been over a decade... and still, Pip, we still care about her more than we care about you.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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