Dear Gossips,

Guess what just happened to make Martin Scorsese make this face?

“And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio.” To his credit, he took it well. But that was worth the 3 hours, non? Especially in combination with this:

“(Gravity)…is the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age.”

Sandra Bullock liked that a lot.

It’s the first award show recap of the year and for us, it’s always an all-nighter. We do these wrap-ups in a very specific way here at LaineyGossip. There will likely be over 35 posts by the end of the day – please scroll down and click VIEW OLDER over several pages to get caught up. Duana and I are starting early and we’re going as fast as we can to try and cover everything that needs to be covered because we know you want to fight about it.

Dress porn fights are the best. Gwyneth Paltrow fights are even better. That’s when you just keep slapping me in the face on the internet and I refuse to go down. Click here to review our liveblog from last night if you missed it. And please email and tweet us and keep yelling. It’s the best time of the year in gossip. We have 8 more weeks of this!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Did I mention we’ll be liveblogging Flowers In The Attic next weekend? Get your Lifetime now!