Dear Gossips,

Only one headline worth discussing today:


On the cover of PEOPLE Magazine...?

We have a lot to talk about. Including the machinery behind how something like this goes down and the prospect of an available Johnny Depp at 48. What does that look like to you?

Five days to Chinese New Year, the Year of the Dragon. Are you ready? Thank you for your emails and messages re: preparing for the arrival of the Dragon. As you know, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, my mother, usually arranges for lucky pockets to be given away to bring good luck but more More on this later.

Is it Sundance already? Sarah’s preview is on the way. And check LifeStyle later for Hayley’s Reese Witherspoon Waist workout and how Sasha is getting through her cleanse.

Yours in gossip,