Dear Gossips,

It was officially 2014 on Wednesday. But to me it won’t really feel like the new year until Monday. Give me one last weekend!

No. Not if you’re GOOP. The first newsletter of the year has been posted. And, of course, it’s about f-cking detoxing. God, Gwyneth. Can we just have a few more days? That chickpea soup isn’t making me excited about anything. All I want to do when I see that chickpea soup is hate life.

My anti-GOOP message to you is to indulge from now until Monday morning. Then we go straight into award season prep. We’re only 9 days away from the Golden Globes, OMG!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,