Dear Gossips,

I am too dumb to understand how two people can dive together and make it look totally the same. It’s like mystery math. How? Especially when they’re different heights and bounce up and down seemingly to different beats? What an extraordinary achievement. Also, for Duana, how about some love for Mexico’s Ivan Garcia who won silver with his partner German Sanchez and our hearts for his amazing eyebrows. We adore him.

Thank you Halifax for an inspired inaugural session at the Faculty Of Celebrity Studies last night. You took it beyond our expectations which is why we are totally doing it again soon. Also - FRED FOR MAYOR!

Tonight it’s Ottawa - see you there!

And finally...

Light A Penny Candle: to all the nights we’ve stayed up too late reading Maeve Binchy...

Yours in gossip,