Intro for July 31, 2013

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2013 13:22:46 July 31, 2013 13:22:46

Dear Gossips,

Did you miss Lindsay Lohan?

How could you? TMZ had the play-by-play from her 3 months in rehab. We knew about her group meetings, we knew about her upcoming projects, we knew about that list of friends she was cutting off because they were bad influences. Funny though that we never heard about her taking accountability for her own issues. Still, the stream of news was constant. Who knew rehab could be so… UNconfidential.

So she’s out now. And what happened the minute she got out? Oh, right. The paps. Smiling. A new trendy outfit. A fresh weave. The old, same game. She waited a week, you know? So that she wouldn’t have to fight it out with Little G of Cambridge.

Now would be a great time for Brange to announce a pregnancy or Aniston to elope or Harry to swing his junk around a pool table in Vegas or Harry Styles to hook up with Selena Gomez. Or something.

Yours in gossip,



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