Dear Gossips,

Yesterday in the article about Gwyneth Paltrow supposedly not wanting to play with Vanity Fair -- click here for a refresher -- I introduced the idea of a Gossip Library. The Gossip Library, obviously, would be a primary resource at the Faculty of Celebrity Studies. It would feature one of the most comprehensive, advanced search functions, so that a simple query by celebrity name would call up all relevant and gossipy video, photo, interview, film, and television archive. OK that might still be too broad. I’m still thinking this through. But definitely, definitely if you were at the Gossip Library and gossip googled this term “stupid celebrity wedding photos”, at least two options would come up.

The obvious, of course, would be Justin Timberlake jumping on Mrs Timberlake’s pink dress. But also...

How about Matthew McConaughey sticking his finger in his wife’s face, also on the cover of PEOPLE? I was thinking about this today because every morning I do a “year ago lookback” just to see what we were talking about twelve months prior. On June 13, 2012, we were talking about Matthew McConaughy’s wedding photos, and how it was that that one ended up being chosen. I still don’t get it. 

Yours in gossip,