Dear Gossips,

Have you seen the US Open video-bomb yet? See attached below. Hilarious, right? Some people think it was to mimic a peacock since the event was being aired on NBC. Whatever. It’s stupid and funny and, as some are calling it, probably one of the best video-bombs of all time. Champion Webb Simpson’s reaction however...

I mean...

It’s fine not to laugh, I guess. But “enjoy the jail cell, pal”? You know who says “enjoy the jail cell, pal”? Shooter McGavin would say “enjoy the jail cell, pal”. I don’t know if I’d call it character-defining but how about...humourless?

Am heading to Vegas today, terrified. We’re supposed to be shooting outside. How hot does it get on a race track in the middle of the desert?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey