Intro for June 25, 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2012 12:59:14 June 25, 2012 12:59:14

Dear Gossips,

I like how Universal explained pushing back The Bourne Legacy release by a week - no bullsh-t. So they’ve admitted to getting the f-ck out the way of The Dark Knight Rises, putting as much distance as possible between Batman and Jason Bourne which means Jeremy Renner and Colin Farrell will now not be going head to head at the box office. Total Recall is still scheduled to open on August 3rd. Total Recall also stars Jessica Biel who, where movies are concerned, hasn’t exactly been a good luck charm. I wonder if studio executives take this into account. Someone needs to start specialising in Casting Superstition. If there’s anyone who would buy into it, it would be Will Smith.

Did Beyonce give her blessing to Kanye West’s girlfriend? Whatever. I’m actually more disappointed in Mila Kunis.

SMUT Toronto tonight! I have spent more time discussing what my ma will be wearing than thinking about what I’m going to wear. There’s a white vest involved in her outfit if that gives you any idea. Will post pictures tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,


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